For a "readication," all I need is a comfy bed with high thread count sheets and good pillows, and reliable room service. Since I plan on ever leaving the room, it doesn't matter where I am. In fact, the less stimulating a locale the better, because I don't want to be tempted to forego the reading portion of the festivities.
No beach for me - the sweating, the sand, all that gloomy sunshine. Just a big, luxuriant bed with prompt room service that delivers good food. And a mini fridge, because I'm not paying for the minibar.